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Twitter asked me about cookies. Followed my usual protocol to 'reject non-essential cookies' Now nothing is trending and all my 'Who To Follow' suggestions are in Arabic., 13 hours ago
Well done everyone, we got through January. Spring is on its way, though the ducks seem to have gone off a bit early this year: https://t.co/IHkwHjBrwm, Feb 1
Yes Toffee, all that fur came off you. No Toffee, I don't know how come, despite only being brushed 5 minutes ago, you're STILL MOULTING. https://t.co/GebeiArunC, Jan 29
And there was me thinking it was my love of carbs... https://t.co/RitfJ3ugeC, Jan 28
Your lovely snuggly thick dressing gown? Mine now, human. https://t.co/FtbI3foCeY, Jan 25