The cover for Consorts of Heaven has been finalised, and M the Uber-Geek has done his stuff. The results can be viewed on the 'Novels' page of this very website. I also have a release date, which is 21 May 2009.
While I was getting him to have a firtle I asked M to put in anti-spam measures on the contact facility for the site. He has now done this, but since then, the number of emails telling me what my penis/finances/girlfriend needs have approximately doubled. I find this both perplexing and slightly sinister, as it implies the spam-bots are sentient, and that as I've declared war on them with counter-measures, they are now stepping up their own campaign.